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<i>Previously on "Good Girls"...</i>

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Why does a grocery store
even have this kind of money?

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Because it's hella shady!

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Call your friends over
so we can have a little talk.

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He wants us to pick something
up for him in Canada.

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It's just wrapping paper.

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<i>We have a business proposition
to clean your fake money.</i>

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- What are you proposing?
- Let us do it, right here.

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Fake money in, real money out.

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[WHISPERING] What do you want?

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- You can't just walk in here.
- The door was open.

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Beth, who's your new friend?

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Is he the reason
you're not wearing your ring?

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Oh, my God. I want you out.

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- What?
- Yeah, I want you gone now.

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I have cancer.

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Agent Turner, I saw this guy.

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Okay, he was with
the three of them before,

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<i>and I saw him again yesterday.</i>

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Whatever they're into, he is involved.

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<i>Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Boland.</i>

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- Can I help you?
- I'm hoping you can.

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- Cute kids.
- Aw, thanks, we like them.

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Yeah, most of the time.

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And how's the neighborhood treating you?

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- Pretty quiet, mostly, or?
- Is something going on?

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Oh, just some ugliness
bleeding in from the city.

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- We try to stay on top of it.
- Well, that sounds scary.

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Yeah, you guys seen anything weird?

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Like what?

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You know, people that don't

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quite go with the vibe here.

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Actually, I have.

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That guy, the, um, the... the guy.

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Question, is it illegal
to throw dog poop

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into other people's trash bins?

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Because we have this guy
in the neighborhood, who, uh...

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it's probably not FBI jurisdiction.

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I'm guessing not.

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Those are government bins, right?

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- So...
- [CHUCKLES]

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Let me know if you see
anything out of the ordinary.

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Copy that, we will
be your eyes and ears.

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Yes. And thank you, Agent Turner.

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Jimmy.

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Yeah, I'll show you out.

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So yeah, this guy, he walks his dog,

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- and he's like a great Dane...
- Mm-hmm.

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<i>[DRAMATIC MUSIC]</i>

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We shouldn't do it.

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What do you mean we shouldn't do it?

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I mean we shouldn't clean
a bunch of counterfeit money

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when the FBI is on our trail.

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It was your idea!

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Can you all keep it down please?

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Look, they're not on our trail, okay?

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- He was in my kitchen.
- Stan is in my bedroom.

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If the guy knew anything,
he would have just said it.

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He gave his card to me, and not to Dean.

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Well, maybe he didn't know
if Dean could read.

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Look, I got fancy lawyer bills

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coming out the wazoo, dawg!

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I talked to her for 15 minutes,
it cost me 800 dollars!

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You know how much
a criminal lawyer costs?

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I need this payday;
we didn't get the last one.

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We all need it.

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But let's not be stupid about it.

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What's stupid is if we screw this up.

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Because Gang Friend is not
going to give us another shot.

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Gang friend?

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Probably some teenagers, like,

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stole an Xbox or something.

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- I promise you, it was nothing.
- It wasn't nothing!

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- It was the FBI.
- Okay, so it was two Xboxes.

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- Freeze, ladies.
- [ALL GASP]

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- Huh?
- Whoa, hey.

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- Look at you.
- Huh? What's up, y'all.

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- Hey.
- [LAUGHS]

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First day as an officer in training.

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Mm-hmm. Now tell me,

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would you pull over if you saw all this

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coming at you in the rearview?

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Oh, I'd pay the ticket on the spot.

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I mean, I'd run, but you'd
catch me in five seconds.

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Hear that? Getting real now, huh?

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Oh yeah, realer by the minute.

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- What about sun block?
- Nancy has the spray kind.

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I guess if you can
afford to go to Hawaii,

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you can afford the spray kind.

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Don't eat just mac and cheese, okay?

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I know how to make at least
two to five other dishes.

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And set your alarm for work.

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I am a fully functioning adult human.

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- You're not good alone.
- I can take care of myself.

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I mean, sometimes.

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Okay, I love you, I'm going to miss you.

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Have the best time,
I promise I will not call

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unless it's an emergency.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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- All right.
- Okay, hey, love ya.

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Love ya.

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BOTH: Never put no one above ya!

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- Miss you, miss you, bye.
- Miss you, okay.

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<i>[SOFT MUSIC]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Well, am-scray, I'm like,
dying for some alone time.

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- I love you so much, Mom.
- I love you, baby.

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[KISSING NOISES]

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- Bye!
- Bye!

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- [HIGHER PITCHES]
- Bye!

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Bye!

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[GROANS]

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[SIGHS]

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All right, what if I just mark you down

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for like clean up or something?

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I'd really love to, I just
don't have any time right now.

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Oh, my God, what happened to your car?

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Oh, got Kenny a BB gun.

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When did we start this service?

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Anyway, think about it, B.
I'll call you.

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Okay.

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What do you want?

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<i>[FUNKY MUSIC]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Careful with those snacks.

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I don't want to spend my
weekend cleaning up this car.

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Yeah, I'm not sure I see the problem.

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- You and me both, brother.
- Annie.

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[SCOFFS]

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I just would like to take this moment

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to personally thank you
for this opportunity.

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I promise you,
we're going to iron this out.

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- We're going to make you proud.
- Okay, hold up, Annie.

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Y'all asked for a piece of this.

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Yes, we did, sir. That's true.

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That was before the FBI dropped by.

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Okay, let's just calm down, sorry.

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She just kind of does this,
it's all part of the process.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Hmm, I don't know, you
begged our parents for a piano,

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and they dropped
three grand on a baby upright.

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And guess who decides
she'd rather play violin?

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I'm staying out of it.

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It sounds like y'all
got a lot to work out.

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- So...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,

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wait a second, don't you
want to take your product?

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This ain't the Girl Scouts.

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You can't give the cookies back.

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Aren't you worried about the FBI?

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- Nah.
- See?

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There's a distribution system.

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You've been distributed to.

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What... what does that mean?

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It means you're on the hook now.

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- It's like, 100 grand.
- Oh, you don't got to wash it.

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Then what do we do with it?

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Burn it, eat it, wipe your ass with it.

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And then write me a check.

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Because either way,
I'm coming to collect.

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Hey.

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Guess who ended up
taking the piano lessons?

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Six years. It's gonna be fine.

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<i>[SOFT POP MUSIC]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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What?

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Okay, the pins represent the stores

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with the biggest ticket items.

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We've got blue for electronics,
yellow for appliances...

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Is this the same map
you used for Black Friday?

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Yes, but I expanded it,

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because it is way too risky
to shop locally right now.

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Damn, you really upped
your crafting game, Martha.

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Hey, hey. There is a system.

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I am trying to keep us organized

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so that we don't get caught.

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- Okay...
- What if they test the bills?

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I once saw a guy at 7/11
get straight up tased.

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Well, at least he wasn't arrested.

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And then he got arrested.

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I used a security pen
from work on one of the 20's.

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We're not getting tased or arrested.

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This cash is [KISSING NOISE] primo.

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The red bands are the fake money.

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So when you make a return,
you put on a green band.

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- And you keep it separate.
- Red goes out, green comes in.

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Just like Christmas.

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This is who we are now, huh?

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I mean...

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desperate times.

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We can do this.

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We're just normal women, shopping.

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With money to burn, baby!

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<i>[JUNGLE'S "BUSY EARNIN'"]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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All right, you saved $5.21.

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- Thanks a lot.
- Have a good one.

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Next.

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<i>♪ So you've come a long way ♪</i>

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- Find everything okay?
- Yeah.

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<i>♪ But you're never out late ♪</i>

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[SOFT LAUGH]

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[BEEP]

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<i>♪ It's crime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Too busy earning ♪</i>

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Couldn't decide.

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I see that.

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$4,822.38.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[MACHINE BEEPS, FLITTERS]

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Wha... what's that?

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We have to check our large bills.

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You guys don't use the pen thingy?

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No, not anymore.
Those never really worked.

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You know what? I'm actually in a hurry.

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- I'm just gonna come back.
- This will just take a second.

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<i>♪ And I get it always ♪</i>

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So we just finished
this major remodel, right?

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Tear the kitchen
right down to the studs.

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So I can buy all new appliances.

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Fun, right?

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Only not fun, because the appliances

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don't match the counters,
and now I gotta buy

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all new colors to try out.

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First up was eggshell.

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What the hell kind of color is eggshell?

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I'll tell you what kind.
It's white, just plain white.

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So then I tried seashell,
and I don't know if y'all

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have ever been to
the sea and seen a shell.

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You might need a vacation,

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but I assure you, that ain't it.

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And don't even
get me started on corn silk.

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That is nonsense...

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I need a manager to the front please.

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Manager to the front.

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[MACHINE TICKING]

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Is there a problem?

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<i>♪ You can't get enough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[MACHINE TICKING]

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[BEEPING]

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Great. Everything looks good.

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You want your receipt in the bag?

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Uh, no, I'll hold onto it.

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There you go.

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You want all this back on a card?

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Cash is fine.

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[BEEP]

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<i>♪ Too busy earning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can't get enough ♪</i>

253
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:14,533
<i>♪ ♪</i>

254
00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:19,271
<i>♪ Just busy earning ♪</i>

255
00:11:19,273 --> 00:11:20,706
<i>♪ You can't get enough ♪</i>

256
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,007
<i>♪ No ♪</i>

257
00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:24,276
<i>♪ ♪</i>

258
00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:28,714
<i>♪ Just busy earning ♪</i>

259
00:11:28,716 --> 00:11:30,282
<i>♪ You can't get enough ♪</i>

260
00:11:30,284 --> 00:11:34,553
- Did you get the verifier?
- This shizz is good.

261
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,561
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

262
00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:47,065
Do you play games?

263
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,234
Uh, you know,
I'm actually in the market for

264
00:11:49,236 --> 00:11:51,703
something more like
a flat screen type deal.

265
00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:53,038
Something kind of stupidly pricy.

266
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,873
Price doesn't always equal quality.

267
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,875
You're talking to an
irresponsible millennial here.

268
00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:59,978
Uh, well in that case,
our 4K ultra high defs

269
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,047
- are rated the best.
- Mmm.

270
00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,082
But they run upwards of four grand, so.

271
00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:07,319
- [WHISTLES]
- Yeah, steep.

272
00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:09,054
Ouch, well.

273
00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:11,690
I guess I should only get four then.

274
00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:15,994
Four.

275
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:16,628
TVs?

276
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,297
What do you think, five?

277
00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:19,665
I don't know, I mean,
are you messing with me?

278
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:20,966
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- No!

279
00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:22,234
Why would I be messing with you?

280
00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:23,669
Nobody that looks like you

281
00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:25,604
would ever be that good
for my commission.

282
00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,606
And what do I look like?

283
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,408
Uh, you know, hot?

284
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:32,244
Okay, man, you know what, you
got this whole thing all wrong.

285
00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:36,014
- Okay, you're not hot?
- No, no, I'm hot, obviously.

286
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:40,485
I'm just serious about the TVs,
I'm not messing with you.

287
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,588
Ringing up the hottie!

288
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,056
[SOFT LAUGH]

289
00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:11,783
[GASPS] Okay, creeper.

290
00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,018
You just getting home now?

291
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,620
You don't have to wait up for me.

292
00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:15,988
I'm surprised you can see straight

293
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,789
with all these doubles
you've been pulling.

294
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:20,058
I mean, it's hard to say no
to the extra shifts.

295
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,894
- Yeah.
- How was rehearsal?

296
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,296
Ah, Sara seemed a little tired.

297
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:26,365
- Is she okay?
- She said she was.

298
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,500
Oh, by the way,

299
00:13:28,502 --> 00:13:30,836
our little girl, she's got my moves.

300
00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,337
No, dude, she was like...

301
00:13:32,339 --> 00:13:37,075
[GRUNTS] Ay, ay, ay, ay!

302
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,810
Okay, if those are her moves,

303
00:13:38,812 --> 00:13:40,379
We need to take her off that dance team.

304
00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:45,150
Oh, come on now.
You remember what it was.

305
00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:47,352
[GROANS] I need to get off my feet.

306
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,154
- Oh, we could do that too.
- [SIGHS]

307
00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:53,025
Hey, hey, where... where's your uniform?

308
00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:56,328
Oh, um, I left it at work.

309
00:13:56,330 --> 00:14:00,332
It's covered in ketchup and frustration.

310
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,700
That's nasty.

311
00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,368
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- You don't even know.

312
00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:04,703
I don't even care.

313
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:08,073
[VOCALIZING]

314
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:10,776
- Oh, you, you want to...
- Come on, all right?

315
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,678
- Oh, you didn't...
- Hey, oh.

316
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,780
BOTH: Oh!

317
00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,114
Yes.

318
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,684
19,685 bucks.

319
00:14:18,686 --> 00:14:19,851
Okay.

320
00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:23,388
[HUMMING SOFTLY]

321
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,527
I'm going to need a receipt.

322
00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:30,362
Okay, um...

323
00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:32,764
I forgot to mention we
offer in-home installation.

324
00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:35,200
Oh, that's okay, I'm all set.

325
00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:36,868
Are you sure? It's... it's free.

326
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:40,872
Yeah, no, they're gifts, so I'm all set.

327
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:43,875
- If you change your mind...
- Mm-hmm.

328
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,886
"In-home hookup?"

329
00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,288
I've been waiting
to use that line for years.

330
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,391
Well, I'm honored to be the chosen one.

331
00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,793
Seriously, it's the
only reason I took the job.

332
00:15:01,795 --> 00:15:03,228
They don't give us overtime here.

333
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:07,132
Well, at least now you can quit.

334
00:15:15,576 --> 00:15:16,742
[DOOR OPENS]

335
00:15:16,744 --> 00:15:18,577
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [DOOR SHUTS]

336
00:15:18,579 --> 00:15:19,811
[KEYS JINGLE]

337
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:21,613
Hey.

338
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,949
What you doing?

339
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,022
Just, uh, some reorganizing.

340
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:31,656
Here, let me help.

341
00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:34,893
It's okay, I have a system.

342
00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:37,829
Okay.

343
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,800
I... I... already fed the dog.

344
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:45,103
Oh okay. Well, what can I do to help?

345
00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:48,373
- What do you mean?
- Well, I'm back home.

346
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,842
So, you know, I want to be useful.

347
00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:52,844
You should be resting.

348
00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:54,012
No, I'm okay.

349
00:15:54,014 --> 00:15:55,380
[REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPENS]

350
00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:58,283
- What did the doctor say?
- [DOOR SHUTS]

351
00:15:58,285 --> 00:15:59,951
We'll know more after the appointment.

352
00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:01,186
Whether it's going to be...
[DRINK POURS]

353
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:04,823
chemotherapy, or radiation, or whatever.

354
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:06,525
[DOOR OPENS]

355
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:10,529
Um...

356
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,465
You know, you could
fill my car up with gas.

357
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:16,301
- Yeah, yay!
- That would be nice.

358
00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:20,972
Sorry, that was, uh, [STAMMERING]

359
00:16:20,974 --> 00:16:23,975
- It's okay.
- Just sort of forgot.

360
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:26,945
My keys are by the door.

361
00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:29,681
Thanks.

362
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:32,517
<i>[TENDER MUSIC]</i>

363
00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:39,624
<i>♪ ♪</i>

364
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,366
[SLAMS CUP]

365
00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:53,905
[EXHALES]

366
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:57,509
[SCOFFS]

367
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,745
<i>[SALT N PEPA'S "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"]</i>

368
00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:03,381
<i>♪ What's the matter with your life ♪</i>

369
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:05,734
<i>♪ Why you gotta mess with mine ♪</i>

370
00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:07,853
<i>♪ Don't keep sweating what I do ♪</i>

371
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:10,689
<i>♪ Because I'm gonna be just
fine, check it out ♪</i>

372
00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:13,225
<i>♪ If I want to take a guy
home with me tonight ♪</i>

373
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:15,193
<i>♪ It's none of your business ♪</i>

374
00:17:15,195 --> 00:17:18,530
<i>♪ And if she wanna be a freak
and sell it on the weekend ♪</i>

375
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,298
<i>♪ It's none of your business ♪</i>

376
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,067
<i>♪ Now you shouldn't even get into ♪</i>

377
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,368
<i>♪ Who I'm giving skins to ♪</i>

378
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:25,237
<i>♪ It's none of your business ♪</i>

379
00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:26,471
<i>♪ So don't try to change my mind ♪</i>

380
00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:27,939
<i>♪ I tell you one more time ♪</i>

381
00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,875
<i>♪ It's none of your business ♪</i>

382
00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:33,078
<i>♪ So hold your tongue tightly,
wish you could be like me ♪</i>

383
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,046
Don't judge me, Rex.

384
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:37,265
<i>♪ Now you could get with that
or you could get with this ♪</i>

385
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,507
<i>♪ 'Cause really it's
none of your business ♪</i>

386
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:49,127
[DRAWER RATTLES]

387
00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:51,244
Hey.

388
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,261
What are you doing?

389
00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,323
I'm just gonna get a glass of water.

390
00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:58,585
- Here, I'll get it for you.
- No, stay here, stay here.

391
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:01,171
[KISSES]

392
00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,193
I'll be right back.

393
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:06,700
Okay, well, never mind.

394
00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:13,867
[DOOR OPENS]

395
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,469
[DOOR CREAKS SHUT]

396
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,271
Hello?

397
00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,444
Hey!

398
00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:28,928
Un-be-lievable.

399
00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:32,936
Wow, real classy move, jackass!

400
00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,929
God! [SCOFFS]

401
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:41,802
<i>[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC]</i>

402
00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:45,806
<i>♪ ♪</i>

403
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,608
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

404
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,243
Oh, my God, no, no, no.

405
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,342
Oh, God.

406
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,057
- He stole your receipt?
- I mean, he must have.

407
00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:56,559
Because I've looked
everywhere and it's gone.

408
00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,394
Everywhere?
Have you checked your pocket?

409
00:18:58,396 --> 00:18:59,762
What do you think I am, an idiot?

410
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,931
Don't answer that.

411
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,734
Okay, well how much was it for?

412
00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:06,502
$20,000 worth of flat screens.

413
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:09,569
- Oh, my God.
- Who steals a receipt, anyway?

414
00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:10,740
Well, he wrote his number on it,

415
00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:12,660
so I guess he just didn't
want me to call him again.

416
00:19:12,707 --> 00:19:14,073
Isn't it in your phone?

417
00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:16,543
- Well, yeah, but...
- Like, who is this guy?

418
00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:20,747
Uh, Brad, or a Brian.
I'm picturing the nametag,

419
00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:23,316
and I feel like
there was a "B" in there.

420
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:26,920
Look, Sadie is gone, okay?
I was in a dark place.

421
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:29,355
Well call his shady ass and get it back.

422
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,991
I'm trying, homie.
He is ghosting me hard.

423
00:19:31,993 --> 00:19:33,693
Wow, he sounds like a winner.

424
00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:35,094
Yeah, I know, Beth.

425
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,730
I guess he got what he came for.

426
00:19:37,732 --> 00:19:39,866
Okay.

427
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:43,670
- We will fix this.
- How?

428
00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:46,339
You can't do returns for cash
without a receipt.

429
00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:49,175
Okay, well I personally
would love a solution

430
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,911
that doesn't involve
crawling back to Brad-Brian.

431
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:53,746
Like?

432
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:55,381
Well, like, we could give Gang Friend

433
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,383
the cash that we do have,
and the flat screens.

434
00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:58,785
Yeah, 'cause that went
so well with the Hummels.

435
00:19:58,787 --> 00:20:00,386
Nope, I value my life.

436
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,789
I am not going back
to those lunatics short again.

437
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,624
- I very much agree.
- And can we please stop

438
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,192
calling him Gang Friend?

439
00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:08,261
Okay, what's his name, then?

440
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:10,964
R... Ron?

441
00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:13,600
Yo, you see Ron cap that B?

442
00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:15,435
Okay, it's not Ron.

443
00:20:15,437 --> 00:20:18,137
Rio.

444
00:20:18,139 --> 00:20:21,541
- Okay.
- His name's Rio.

445
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,943
Oh, is his name Rio?

446
00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:28,548
So, I'm... I'm sorry, but

447
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,950
looks like we're gonna
have to go find your...

448
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:32,318
- the guy.
- [GROANS]

449
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,153
Could you be worse with names?

450
00:20:34,155 --> 00:20:37,323
All right.

451
00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:38,925
Oh, uh, hi.

452
00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:42,729
I am looking for a Brian
or a Brad or a Brendan

453
00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:46,065
- in electronics.
- Brian. He's not here today.

454
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,400
Okay, um...

455
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,636
I need you to give me his address.

456
00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:51,471
Sorry, we can't give that out.

457
00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:54,774
I just really need it, like,
it's extremely important to me.

458
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:55,942
You could leave him a note,

459
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,744
I think he works again next week.

460
00:20:57,746 --> 00:21:00,013
Okay, well, by next week,
our headless bodies

461
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,548
will be badly decomposed,
but thanks, anyway.

462
00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:06,152
- Now what?
- Hold this.

463
00:21:06,154 --> 00:21:09,355
<i>[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]</i>

464
00:21:09,357 --> 00:21:11,491
<i>♪ ♪</i>

465
00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:14,260
I'm going to take you
off the floor to inventory.

466
00:21:14,262 --> 00:21:16,195
- Corporate wants it today.
- I was right in the middle...

467
00:21:16,197 --> 00:21:17,830
I don't have the time, Rita.

468
00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:20,166
And I'm going to need
a current employee list.

469
00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:23,503
Names, numbers, and addresses.

470
00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:26,873
Mark asked for it an hour ago,
and just between us,

471
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,042
there are going to be some layoffs.

472
00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:31,844
Who's Mark?

473
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:34,681
Mark. Ted's boss.

474
00:21:34,683 --> 00:21:36,115
Hired Bill?

475
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:39,652
Overhauled the entire division with Ed?

476
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,154
Ed Fielding?

477
00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:44,023
What other Ed would I be talking about?

478
00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:47,627
- How long have you worked here?
- 15 years.

479
00:21:47,629 --> 00:21:50,363
Wow, Rita.

480
00:21:50,365 --> 00:21:52,699
Uh, I am so sorry.

481
00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,534
Just give me that list.

482
00:21:54,536 --> 00:21:56,302
[SOFT LAUGH]

483
00:21:56,304 --> 00:21:58,838
- Big pimping!
- It's like your superpower.

484
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,573
- Yow!
- It's the clipboard.

485
00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:02,508
Damn.

486
00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:04,544
[SIGHS]

487
00:22:04,546 --> 00:22:06,212
[MUFFLED TV PLAYING]

488
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,820
Brian!

489
00:22:13,822 --> 00:22:15,254
Hey, I was gonna call you back.

490
00:22:15,256 --> 00:22:18,324
- Yeah, I'm so sure.
- I just got really busy.

491
00:22:18,326 --> 00:22:21,427
Mmm, is that why you bailed
in the middle of the night?

492
00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:23,529
Had to get cracking
on that to-do list, huh?

493
00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:26,866
- Uh, who are they?
- Don't you worry about it.

494
00:22:26,868 --> 00:22:28,901
- Let's talk later.
- No.

495
00:22:28,903 --> 00:22:30,737
- I need that receipt.
- What?

496
00:22:30,739 --> 00:22:33,272
The receipt that you
wrote "in-home hookup" on.

497
00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:34,841
- Ew, gross.
- Seriously.

498
00:22:34,843 --> 00:22:35,875
- I know.
- I don't have it.

499
00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:37,577
Well, go get it.

500
00:22:37,579 --> 00:22:41,414
I threw it away and took out
the trash, okay? It's gone.

501
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:44,550
Why? Why would you do that?

502
00:22:44,552 --> 00:22:47,887
Daddy.

503
00:22:47,889 --> 00:22:49,756
Who is it, babe?

504
00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:51,758
Oh.

505
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,593
That's why.

506
00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:55,762
I'm sorry. Who are you?

507
00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:57,130
- Actually, uh...
- No, I'm sorry.

508
00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:58,431
I'm sorry, wrong apartment.

509
00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:01,100
- But, hang on...
- Let's go.

510
00:23:02,771 --> 00:23:05,371
- Who was that?
- Nobody.

511
00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:24,104
Ah, ah, ah, ah!

512
00:23:24,135 --> 00:23:26,018
- Is that it?
- I don't know, I can't tell.

513
00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:28,966
I need more light.
Here, can you shine the...

514
00:23:28,968 --> 00:23:32,244
Ooh, I need glasses. I can't see.

515
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,330
Dear God, please end this suffering.

516
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:36,885
Just give... just give it to me.

517
00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,120
All right, chill.

518
00:23:40,224 --> 00:23:42,024
Huh?

519
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,260
No, I think it's Starbucks.

520
00:23:45,262 --> 00:23:48,497
- No!
- Are you sure?

521
00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:50,924
Yeah, I can make out
the word "macchiato"

522
00:23:50,949 --> 00:23:53,545
Plus, there's
coffee grounds all over it.

523
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,215
[WHISPERING] That's not coffee grounds.

524
00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:57,297
[SNICKERS]

525
00:23:57,299 --> 00:24:00,967
- This isn't funny!
- Come on, it's a little funny.

526
00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:02,802
We're in a dumpster because of you.

527
00:24:02,804 --> 00:24:05,138
[LAUGHS] Wait, how is this on me?

528
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,739
- How is this not on you?
- [GASPS]

529
00:24:06,741 --> 00:24:08,474
[WHISPERING]
There's a Band-Aid on my arm.

530
00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:09,876
And it's not mine.

531
00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,412
He stole my receipt. I got played here.

532
00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:14,047
No, you screwed a married guy.

533
00:24:14,049 --> 00:24:16,516
How was I supposed
to know that he was married?

534
00:24:16,518 --> 00:24:19,152
Maybe take one more
minute of conversation

535
00:24:19,154 --> 00:24:20,820
before you drop your pants.

536
00:24:20,822 --> 00:24:23,990
- Are you slut-shaming me?
- I'm just plain shaming you.

537
00:24:23,992 --> 00:24:26,159
You are on the wrong
side of history, trust me.

538
00:24:26,161 --> 00:24:27,594
Because once again,

539
00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:30,663
you made the smart,
responsible decision.

540
00:24:30,665 --> 00:24:32,498
You know, Beth, I'm really sorry,

541
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,001
but it's not my problem
that you haven't had sex

542
00:24:35,003 --> 00:24:36,402
since Emma was born,

543
00:24:36,404 --> 00:24:38,504
and it's all
dried-up ass twigs in there.

544
00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:40,873
[WHISPERING] Damn.

545
00:24:42,744 --> 00:24:45,511
- You're a child.
- Right.

546
00:24:45,513 --> 00:24:47,847
Yeah, I'm a child, and you're
just, you're all about

547
00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:49,716
that responsibility lifestyle, right?

548
00:24:49,718 --> 00:24:53,987
That's why you just let that
lying douchebag off the hook?

549
00:24:55,357 --> 00:24:56,689
What are you talking about?

550
00:24:56,691 --> 00:24:58,458
You could have busted his cheating ass.

551
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,127
But no, you didn't.
You let him get away with it.

552
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,929
I didn't let him get away with anything!

553
00:25:02,931 --> 00:25:06,566
That's exactly what you did,
I just saw you!

554
00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:09,969
You think she doesn't know?

555
00:25:09,971 --> 00:25:13,206
The state of that woman's marriage

556
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:16,309
was written all over her face.

557
00:25:16,311 --> 00:25:18,945
We didn't have to tell her.

558
00:25:18,947 --> 00:25:21,114
She already knows.

559
00:25:27,122 --> 00:25:28,921
[RETCHES]

560
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:30,323
[GROANS]

561
00:25:30,325 --> 00:25:32,291
Dirty diaper.

562
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,460
They do have a baby.

563
00:25:34,462 --> 00:25:37,063
[WHISPERING] It's adult.

564
00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:38,498
Found it.

565
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,233
Oh, God.

566
00:25:40,235 --> 00:25:42,468
It's just, um...

567
00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,937
underneath his kid's artwork.

568
00:25:44,939 --> 00:25:47,440
[WHISPERING] Okay.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

569
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:50,443
<i>[DARK DARK DARK'S "DAYDREAMING"]</i>

570
00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:57,750
<i>♪ ♪</i>

571
00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:11,130
Take off your shoes, Mommy.
You'll bring in dirt.

572
00:26:11,132 --> 00:26:13,099
<i>♪ Think of a place that I would go ♪</i>

573
00:26:13,101 --> 00:26:14,767
Shh. [KISSES]

574
00:26:14,769 --> 00:26:20,873
<i>♪ I'm daydreaming ♪</i>

575
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:24,844
<i>♪ Of where the sycamore grow ♪</i>

576
00:26:24,846 --> 00:26:30,283
<i>♪ I'm daydreaming ♪</i>

577
00:26:30,285 --> 00:26:35,655
<i>♪ And oh, if you knew
what it meant to me ♪</i>

578
00:26:35,657 --> 00:26:40,226
<i>♪ Where the air was so clear ♪</i>

579
00:26:40,228 --> 00:26:48,501
<i>♪ ♪</i>

580
00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:52,472
Morning, Mrs. Boland.

581
00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,140
- Hi.
- I didn't mean to scare you.

582
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,709
No, no, I just haven't
had my morning coffee.

583
00:26:56,711 --> 00:26:58,811
- Mom!
- Yeah, hold on just one sec.

584
00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:00,379
Is your husband home?

585
00:27:00,381 --> 00:27:03,816
- No, he's already at work.
- He's an early bird.

586
00:27:03,818 --> 00:27:05,818
Why, is there a big break
in the dog poop case?

587
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,687
[LAUGHS] Yeah, right.

588
00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,989
Because I'm sure he'd wear
a wire if you needed him to.

589
00:27:09,991 --> 00:27:11,424
[BOTH LAUGH]

590
00:27:11,426 --> 00:27:14,093
Actually, it's you that I wanted to see.

591
00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:16,829
Oh, why's that?

592
00:27:16,831 --> 00:27:20,767
- Mom, come on!
- Yeah, hold on, hold on.

593
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,669
Do you know this guy?

594
00:27:23,671 --> 00:27:25,671
Uh, no.

595
00:27:25,673 --> 00:27:28,007
This is your house, right?

596
00:27:28,009 --> 00:27:31,010
Yes.

597
00:27:31,012 --> 00:27:32,578
But you've never seen this guy?

598
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,280
Because see, from this angle here,

599
00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:37,216
it seems like maybe he's coming
right out your front door.

600
00:27:37,218 --> 00:27:39,519
No, no.

601
00:27:39,521 --> 00:27:41,687
Huh, okay, well.

602
00:27:41,689 --> 00:27:43,689
I'll swing by later and
show it to your husband, too.

603
00:27:43,691 --> 00:27:44,891
When's the big guy home from work?

604
00:27:44,893 --> 00:27:47,093
Please don't do that.

605
00:27:47,095 --> 00:27:49,195
Why not?

606
00:27:49,197 --> 00:27:52,698
I can't talk about it right now.

607
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,567
Mom, we're gonna be late!

608
00:27:54,569 --> 00:27:57,036
Not in front of my kids.

609
00:27:57,038 --> 00:28:00,206
Then I think you should
come by my office.

610
00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,375
- Uh, okay, tomorrow's okay?
- Today's better.

611
00:28:02,377 --> 00:28:04,443
Okay.

612
00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:06,779
- Go Red Wings!
- Yeah!

613
00:28:06,781 --> 00:28:09,782
<i>[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]</i>

614
00:28:09,784 --> 00:28:15,755
<i>♪ ♪</i>

615
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:25,765
What are you looking at?

616
00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:29,602
Hey, hey, hey, wash your hands!

617
00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:31,737
Animal.

618
00:28:31,739 --> 00:28:35,041
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

619
00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:40,580
Hey, did it start yet?
My baby's performing.

620
00:28:40,582 --> 00:28:42,915
<i>[TENSE MUSIC]</i>

621
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,685
What's going on? Excuse me, excuse me.

622
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,391
Excuse me, excuse me.

623
00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:49,989
Stan!

624
00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:56,132
Your daughter had a seizure.

625
00:28:56,593 --> 00:28:58,367
She was doing so much better,
I don't understand.

626
00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:01,368
Her kidney's basically
non-functioning at this point.

627
00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:02,919
Oh, my God.

628
00:29:03,503 --> 00:29:07,172
- How does this even happen?
- We're not sure.

629
00:29:07,201 --> 00:29:09,549
But let's start dialysis
and get her stabilized.

630
00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:12,064
- And then what?
- We'll run some tests.

631
00:29:12,066 --> 00:29:13,699
Try to get you all more answers.

632
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:15,767
Now, you said
Sara was taking Eculizumab?

633
00:29:15,769 --> 00:29:19,320
- She was doing great on it.
- You watch her take it?

634
00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:23,484
- Every night.
- You see her swallow?

635
00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:28,880
<i>[TENSE MUSIC]</i>

636
00:29:28,882 --> 00:29:36,188
<i>♪ ♪</i>

637
00:29:50,871 --> 00:29:52,571
[PILLS RATTLE]

638
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,072
Ruby.

639
00:29:54,074 --> 00:29:57,209
[PILLS RATTLING]

640
00:30:00,647 --> 00:30:02,614
[SIGHS]

641
00:30:04,451 --> 00:30:07,486
<i>- So what do I say?
- To whom?</i>

642
00:30:07,488 --> 00:30:10,889
<i>The FBI. What do I tell them?</i>

643
00:30:10,891 --> 00:30:13,587
- They ain't got nothing.
- They've got a picture of you.

644
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:17,539
That ain't special.
I'm on Facebook, too.

645
00:30:17,564 --> 00:30:19,376
Your cut.

646
00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:21,178
Wait, wait, wait.

647
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,031
Listen.

648
00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:26,640
In my line of work,

649
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,445
If you don't have the FBI on your back,

650
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,527
you ain't making noise.

651
00:30:30,811 --> 00:30:32,531
I don't want to make noise.

652
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,214
They're gonna want to know
what someone like me

653
00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:35,854
is doing with someone like you.

654
00:30:37,451 --> 00:30:40,237
What are you doing with someone like me?

655
00:30:42,122 --> 00:30:44,556
Well, obviously, I can't tell them that.

656
00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:46,485
Right, right.

657
00:30:47,961 --> 00:30:49,761
All right, so tell them
I was hitting it.

658
00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:51,126
What?

659
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:55,667
Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
Tell them we're making love.

660
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:02,974
I... how do I even say that?

661
00:31:02,976 --> 00:31:06,278
[LAUGHS] You'll think of something.

662
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,680
Make me sound good though, yeah?

663
00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:11,683
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

664
00:31:16,056 --> 00:31:17,522
[SOFT SCOFF]

665
00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:23,628
I was feeling better.

666
00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:26,131
So I was saving it
until I needed it again.

667
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,999
That's not how medicine works, baby

668
00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:30,569
Yeah, I thought you were
supposed to be honor roll here.

669
00:31:30,571 --> 00:31:33,171
Now we're going to have to
take that bumper sticker off.

670
00:31:33,173 --> 00:31:34,706
[SOFT LAUGH]

671
00:31:36,143 --> 00:31:39,077
I wanted to try and help you guys out.

672
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:41,480
Help us out with what?

673
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,248
Like, money and stuff.

674
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:47,419
I know we can't afford it.

675
00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:48,587
Well...

676
00:31:48,589 --> 00:31:51,423
there's something you don't know.

677
00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,926
Should we tell her?

678
00:31:54,928 --> 00:31:58,163
I don't know,
you think she can handle it?

679
00:31:58,165 --> 00:32:00,565
The truth is...

680
00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,134
we are...

681
00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:03,602
stinking rich.

682
00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:07,906
I'm talking stacks
on stacks on stacks, loaded.

683
00:32:07,908 --> 00:32:10,275
We are rolling in it.

684
00:32:10,277 --> 00:32:13,678
And the truth, my dear,
is that you are...

685
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,847
wait for it...

686
00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:17,182
royalty.

687
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,451
♪ Mm-hmm ♪

688
00:32:19,453 --> 00:32:20,952
We didn't want you to grow up spoiled.

689
00:32:20,954 --> 00:32:22,454
That's why we kept it on the DL.

690
00:32:22,456 --> 00:32:25,123
- Mm-hmm.
- This is like a bad movie.

691
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,792
It's why we bought the tiniest,

692
00:32:26,794 --> 00:32:28,260
cheapest house we could find.

693
00:32:28,262 --> 00:32:30,829
Oh... oh... okay.
Hold... it's not that bad.

694
00:32:30,831 --> 00:32:33,131
Oh, and that explains the car.

695
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,466
- Exactly.
- Wait a second.

696
00:32:34,468 --> 00:32:36,635
- What's wrong with my car?
- And the food.

697
00:32:36,637 --> 00:32:39,171
- Now that makes sense.
- Hey, watch yourself.

698
00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:42,140
<i>[GENTLE MUSIC]</i>

699
00:32:42,142 --> 00:32:44,342
Baby, don't worry about us.

700
00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:48,447
Just go to school,
and play, and be a kid.

701
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:49,514
That's it.

702
00:32:49,516 --> 00:32:52,684
And swallow your damn pills
from now on, okay?

703
00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,186
Okay, Mommy.

704
00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:59,491
<i>♪ ♪</i>

705
00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:01,493
All the stuff you think
you're keeping from them?

706
00:33:01,495 --> 00:33:03,795
You're not.

707
00:33:03,797 --> 00:33:05,497
- Don't go there.
- [SIGHS]

708
00:33:05,499 --> 00:33:07,966
I mean, I'm not going to say
that I'm a bad mother...

709
00:33:07,968 --> 00:33:09,501
Oh, she's going there.

710
00:33:09,503 --> 00:33:12,704
I could have paid more attention.

711
00:33:12,706 --> 00:33:15,841
You do the best you can.

712
00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:18,176
[SNIFFS]

713
00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:25,684
[SNIFFS] Those better be doughnuts.

714
00:33:25,686 --> 00:33:29,554
Do not come at me with some
wack-ass cheese Danish.

715
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:37,028
<i>[SOFT MUSIC]</i>

716
00:33:37,030 --> 00:33:40,198
Those aren't doughnuts.

717
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,667
It's everything, it's our whole cut.

718
00:33:42,669 --> 00:33:44,436
We knew you'd need it
for the hospital bill.

719
00:33:44,438 --> 00:33:47,105
We don't want you to even
think about it, okay?

720
00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:53,178
<i>♪ ♪</i>

721
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:56,181
And messed up my damn face.

722
00:33:56,183 --> 00:33:58,383
It was already pretty messed up.

723
00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:02,254
- I hate you guys.
- We know.

724
00:34:04,591 --> 00:34:09,027
So, have you already
discussed the comment

725
00:34:09,029 --> 00:34:12,030
- about the twigs and the...
- Ah, yes.

726
00:34:12,032 --> 00:34:14,533
Yes, we... we had a discussion about it.

727
00:34:14,535 --> 00:34:17,269
- Man, I missed it?
- Mm-hmm.

728
00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:19,237
I was the bigger man, I apologized.

729
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,139
Yeah, sort of.

730
00:34:21,141 --> 00:34:23,642
Well, I said it wasn't my finest moment.

731
00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:25,744
You also said it
could have been way worse.

732
00:34:25,746 --> 00:34:28,413
Yeah, because I wanted
to say "raisin cave."

733
00:34:28,415 --> 00:34:31,283
- But I restrained myself.
- What does that even mean?

734
00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:34,486
Uh, I think I know.
And it is not an apology.

735
00:34:34,488 --> 00:34:36,922
[LAUGHS] What you want from me, blood?

736
00:34:36,924 --> 00:34:38,657
Please.

737
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:42,093
[WHEEZING LAUGHING] Raisin cave.

738
00:34:42,095 --> 00:34:44,596
[LAUGHING] I mean...

739
00:34:44,598 --> 00:34:46,131
Oh, my God!

740
00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:50,535
[ALL LAUGHING]

741
00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:56,058
- Hi.
- Can I help you?

742
00:34:56,104 --> 00:34:57,401
Yeah, I'd like to fill out one of those

743
00:34:57,457 --> 00:34:59,026
customer complaint cards.

744
00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:01,105
It's about my recent in-home hookup.

745
00:35:01,107 --> 00:35:02,640
Oh, a comment card.

746
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,401
Well, all my comments are complaints,

747
00:35:04,426 --> 00:35:07,956
- but call it what you want to.
- Absolutely, no problem.

748
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,581
Overall, how happy were you
with your service?

749
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,871
Un. Very unhappy.

750
00:35:12,926 --> 00:35:14,252
Uh, one through ten?

751
00:35:14,254 --> 00:35:19,624
- Mmm, like a negative six.
- Absolutely, no problem.

752
00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:23,828
And was your service performed
in a timely manner?

753
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,457
If by timely, you mean
like a little woodpecker,

754
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:31,207
- then yeah.
- Absolutely, no problem.

755
00:35:31,271 --> 00:35:34,238
Was the job completed
to your satisfaction?

756
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,899
Uh, no, I was definitely not satisfied.

757
00:35:36,924 --> 00:35:39,291
- He didn't finish?
- Oh, he finished.

758
00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,369
I am so sorry about your experience.

759
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,776
We take our customer feedback
very seriously.

760
00:35:45,822 --> 00:35:49,127
Now, how seriously is that?
Do you dock people's pay?

761
00:35:49,152 --> 00:35:50,752
- I...
- Do you fire them?

762
00:35:50,754 --> 00:35:52,320
Because I'd hate to see that happen.

763
00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:56,191
If the situation were
extreme enough, certainly.

764
00:35:56,193 --> 00:35:59,094
You didn't happen to catch
your technician's name?

765
00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:00,762
You know, he just wasn't that memorable.

766
00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:03,932
He kinda had, like...
like, a mini dad bod.

767
00:36:03,934 --> 00:36:07,269
And he smelled like, hmm,
it's hard to describe.

768
00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:10,539
Have you ever been to a zoo in the rain?

769
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:12,574
- Mm-mm.
- Oh!

770
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,743
There he is.

771
00:36:17,881 --> 00:36:21,049
- Wait, you're Nicole?
- Mm-hmm.

772
00:36:21,051 --> 00:36:23,618
He actually talked
a lot of smack about you, too.

773
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,353
Just saying.

774
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,026
<i>[DOOR OPENS]</i>

775
00:36:31,728 --> 00:36:33,929
- Hey.
- [DOOR SHUTS]

776
00:36:35,766 --> 00:36:37,198
Oh, wow, you cooked?

777
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,267
Yeah, I watched that Rachel Ray show.

778
00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:41,036
There's something wrong with that woman.

779
00:36:41,038 --> 00:36:44,072
- She's like, so happy.
- I know, it's really weird.

780
00:36:44,074 --> 00:36:46,975
Yeah, hey, do you want me
to heat up your plate?

781
00:36:46,977 --> 00:36:48,977
Sara's in the hospital again.

782
00:36:48,979 --> 00:36:52,314
I'm going to shower
and then head back there.

783
00:36:52,316 --> 00:36:55,050
All right, hey, Beth.

784
00:36:55,052 --> 00:36:58,153
I'm really, really trying here.

785
00:36:58,155 --> 00:37:00,589
I know.

786
00:37:00,591 --> 00:37:02,657
You think I could fix it?

787
00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,160
I think it's going to take more than

788
00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:07,429
filling up the car and Rachel Ray.

789
00:37:07,431 --> 00:37:10,498
Right.

790
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,434
If it never happened.

791
00:37:12,436 --> 00:37:15,170
You know, Amber, the money.

792
00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:18,807
Would you still be with me?

793
00:37:18,809 --> 00:37:22,143
I don't even know how to answer that.

794
00:37:25,782 --> 00:37:27,916
I think you just did.

795
00:37:38,362 --> 00:37:43,365
Mrs. Boland, can I
get you anything? Coffee?

796
00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:46,267
Oh, uh, you drink coffee at this hour?

797
00:37:46,269 --> 00:37:49,270
I don't sleep much anyway. You?

798
00:37:49,272 --> 00:37:51,506
I had an affair.

799
00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:52,974
You had an affair.

800
00:37:52,976 --> 00:37:55,810
I'm not proud of it, and it's over now.

801
00:37:55,812 --> 00:37:57,379
But that's why he was at the house,

802
00:37:57,381 --> 00:37:59,714
and that's why I couldn't say anything

803
00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:02,217
in front of my husband and my children.

804
00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:03,718
Oh.

805
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,854
Well.

806
00:38:05,856 --> 00:38:08,056
Okay, then.

807
00:38:08,058 --> 00:38:12,027
- Okay.
- Okay.

808
00:38:12,029 --> 00:38:15,263
Just out of curiosity,
where'd you meet him?

809
00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:22,237
I'm just wondering
where a nice lady like you

810
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,372
meets an inner-city gangbanger. PTA?

811
00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:26,007
Or is it like, a speed dating thing?

812
00:38:26,009 --> 00:38:28,743
What's that website, It's Just Lunch?

813
00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,912
- At a bar.
- What was he wearing?

814
00:38:30,914 --> 00:38:32,414
- Jeans.
- What about you?

815
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:35,183
- A dress.
- Where'd you meet him?

816
00:38:35,185 --> 00:38:37,352
- At a restaurant.
- You just said bar.

817
00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:39,921
A bar-restaurant. They had food.

818
00:38:39,923 --> 00:38:41,556
What was the name?

819
00:38:41,558 --> 00:38:42,857
Lucky's.

820
00:38:42,859 --> 00:38:44,659
Bet they'd remember a pair like you.

821
00:38:44,661 --> 00:38:46,061
Who drove?

822
00:38:46,063 --> 00:38:48,897
- You or him, who drove?
- Um, we both did.

823
00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,765
What kind of car does he drive?

824
00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:52,701
Black BMW.

825
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:53,935
It'd be registered, I'll check it.

826
00:38:53,937 --> 00:38:57,038
- It might be a Cadillac.
- Maybe.

827
00:39:00,277 --> 00:39:03,044
Have a good night, Mrs. Boland.

828
00:39:04,614 --> 00:39:07,849
[KEYS CLACKING]

829
00:39:14,591 --> 00:39:16,124
It was a one-night stand.

830
00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:17,892
I had just found out that my husband

831
00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:20,361
was cheating on me with a child.

832
00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:22,063
More or less.

833
00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:26,201
And I was lonely, and angry.

834
00:39:26,203 --> 00:39:28,036
And...

835
00:39:28,038 --> 00:39:29,904
normally, sleeping with
a complete stranger

836
00:39:29,906 --> 00:39:31,639
would repulse me.

837
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:34,042
But it didn't that day.

838
00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:35,877
I dropped the kids off at school,

839
00:39:35,879 --> 00:39:38,813
and I went straight to the bar.

840
00:39:38,815 --> 00:39:40,315
Where was your husband?

841
00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:44,285
Screwing his secretary
and losing all our money.

842
00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:46,554
Fair enough.

843
00:39:46,556 --> 00:39:49,257
We drank a little.

844
00:39:49,259 --> 00:39:51,993
And I invited him back to my house.

845
00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:55,063
We drank a little more.

846
00:39:55,065 --> 00:39:59,567
And then I realized that
what I was doing was insane.

847
00:39:59,569 --> 00:40:01,569
And I told him to go.

848
00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:06,674
And he kissed me.

849
00:40:06,676 --> 00:40:09,644
I kissed him back.

850
00:40:09,646 --> 00:40:11,646
He pulled my panties down,

851
00:40:11,648 --> 00:40:14,182
and we screwed right
on the kitchen table,

852
00:40:14,184 --> 00:40:17,519
on the breakfast dishes.

853
00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:19,988
The kids had pancakes.

854
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:21,589
Blueberry.

855
00:40:21,591 --> 00:40:23,091
If you were wondering.

856
00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:25,260
<i>[PHANTOGRAM'S "CRUEL WORLD"]</i>

857
00:40:25,262 --> 00:40:27,862
It only happened once.

858
00:40:27,864 --> 00:40:31,432
And I've never seen that man again.

859
00:40:31,434 --> 00:40:33,368
And I don't plan to.

860
00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:36,204
<i>♪ ♪</i>

861
00:40:36,206 --> 00:40:38,273
<i>♪ I'm putting you out of your misery ♪</i>

862
00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:40,542
Thank you for coming in.

863
00:40:40,544 --> 00:40:42,310
<i>♪ ♪</i>

864
00:40:42,312 --> 00:40:46,881
<i>♪ 'Cause darling
you're dragging me down ♪</i>

865
00:40:46,883 --> 00:40:48,483
Mrs. Boland?

866
00:40:48,485 --> 00:40:52,220
<i>♪ I wish I could say that I'm sorry ♪</i>

867
00:40:52,222 --> 00:40:55,290
Just be careful
who you bring into your home.

868
00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,358
I'm tougher than I look.

869
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,727
<i>♪ It's a cruel cruel world ♪</i>

870
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:06,750
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